Posts Tagged ‘Hollywood’

Nicole Marie Lenz is a pussy-eating slut

Tuesday, November 30th, 2010

Nicole Marie Lenz

No wonder we are running out of racy supermodels to actually date in person. They’ve all gone lesbians! Just look at these leaked photos of Nicole Marie Lenz eating another chick’s spread twat.

Nicole Marie Lenz

But really, come on, who doesn’t get turned on when two women get it on? I know I do. The moment they kiss each other’s lips ravenously, rub their hands all over each other’s tits, gyrate their hips faster and faster, as they rub their cunts together and then lick each other’s wet juice just makes me want to butt in and sink my penis into those tight holes. And with two women in the room, you can even go as far as having your dick sucked by two lips, if you know what I mean.

Nicole Marie Lenz

But if they won’t let me take part, that’s perfectly fine. As long as I still get to see all the action I’m good. That’s why I’ll be keeping these fuck pictures of Nicole Marie Lenz eating lesbian pussy for years to cum come.

Miley Cyrus ready to leak a sex tape soon

Tuesday, November 23rd, 2010

Miley Cyrus

What else do you expect from today’s wild teen stars in skanky outfits waving their scantily-clad booties on stage? The official sex tape! And seeing as how the Queen Slut of them all just tore off her last ounce of innocence, we all should be waiting for Miley Cyrus’ sex tape any minute now.

Miley Cyrus

But while waiting for it, Miley has given us a sexy teaser with these pictures of her in her underwear. You’d want to just yank that piece of shirt off her chest and start massaging those perky tits which obviously is not protected by any padding at all since her nipples are shamelessly poking the fabric. Or the one where she shows a bit of her cleavage and a lot of that green colored bra she has. If you want the world to see your assets, why still try to hide them? That’s all we want from you, anyway.

Miley Cyrus

Then again, we might be getting a call from Child Protection Services if she had exposed that lovely pair of chesticles out in the open so early. So I guess it’s a good thing we waited, who knows, she might be listening to our pleads this time and stop belting out show tunes and start stripping on our laps instead?

Kat Dennings’ tits are finally on screen

Tuesday, November 16th, 2010

Kat Dennings

I remember Kat Dennings as Norah in the movie Nick and Norah’s Infinite Playlist wherein she plays a teenage daughter of a wealthy record producer. And even under those layers of clothing she had on in the movie, her immaculate boobs stood out.

Kat Dennings

Fortunately, because those huge bazongas of hers weren’t given any screen time, Dennings made sure the entire world would be able to worship and praise those glorious pair of chesticles by leaking these topless pictures of her over the internet. And we are all assholes if we didn’t give those infinitely massive boobies attention worthy of their presence. So why don’t we all go into the perv-mode and start massaging and rubbing our hard penises at these images of her hooters.

Kat Dennings

Imagine being able to fondle and lick and suck her tits. Athough what I’d really love to do is a mean hardcore tittyfuck fest. Come on now, Kat Dennings, squeeze those boobs closer together. More, more more!

Jenna Lewis is a cock-sucking slut

Wednesday, November 10th, 2010

Jenna Lewis

Survivor star Jenna Lewis already had a plan in mind when she was cast out of Survivor: Borneo – star in her own sex tape. And thank God she needed that to launch herself to the fame game.

Jenna Lewis

In the 42 minute sex tape the hot reality star sucked cock, fingered her wet cunt and enjoyed a long oral from her husband Travis Wolfe. I’m telling you, this video gave me 3 reasons to blow a shitload of cum in my pants. It’s surprising Jenna wasn’t gagging and pulling back as her husband sunk his cock deeper into her throat, but I guess his dick wasn’t that big anyway, which maybe pushed Jenna to finger fuck herself instead. But this New Hampshire native doesn’t feel complete until her man gives her cunt a fucking liplock. You can tell from her pleasured moans how much she enjoyed her man’s tongue go up and down, in and out of her wet pussy. And I know all you horndogs are just wishing your girlfriend would let you french kiss their vaginas just like Jenna Lewis does.

Jenna Lewis

So how can you not love a reality star turned TV host who obtained instant celebrity status by starring/directing/selling her own sex tape online? I know I do. Way to go, Jenna! We’ll be waiting for more cock-sucking fuck fest videos from you!

Kat Stacks shows her real pussy

Thursday, October 21st, 2010

Kat Stacks

When caught in the crossfire of two wild chicks trading cusswords and cunt pictures for supreme dominance, there’s really nothing left to do but hold your hand out and hope to take with you the spoils of the war. Word out right now is of a celebrity backstabber by the name of Kat Stacks, who was infamous for bedding rappers like Soulja Boy and letting everyone know about her jizz guzzling activities with him.

Kat Stacks

Now that shit isn’t the biggest deal about Kat Stacks. But first, a question: how does a slut hit back to fake pictures of her pussy getting leaked? Well, show the actual pussy for comparison, bitches! Here she is lifting her legs up like the true pussy that she is and offering a close up view of her shaved pussy lips. She pulls down her Snoopy panties and rubs her used clitoris for a bit before tucking her snatch out of sight. She does all that, but not before she gives her meaty ass a little dribble for the camera that’ll leave you dreaming of getting your cock under her while she pumped her booty.

Kat Stacks

Now this is one groupie who’s branched out to bigger and better things. Like showing her bigger and better cunt on video, for one thing. Kat Stacks certainly knows how to cause a scene, and we like it!

Eliana Franco is a cockteasing stripper

Thursday, October 14th, 2010

Eliana Franco

What would a lonely babe like Eliana Franco do on a Friday night at home? She could take out the vibrator and rub her cunt until she orgasms. She could clean the house to loud pop music and take the vibrator after for a spin in her cunt. She could phone a couple of girlfriends and ask them to bring their vibrators over. All of these sound like awesome plans, except Eliana Franco thought of something better: put up a webcam show of her wetting her shirt and stripping off! How’s that for generous?

Eliana Franco

Start taking notes ladies. Boredom should always be killed this way. The idea of fingering yourselves in the dark is a sexy thought, but yeah, it’ll remain an unknown fantasy forever. At least Eliana Franco gave us the pleasure of streaming her naughty sexual habits. Habits like randomly pouring a jug of water down your tits with your shirt on, then stripping off and dancing? Yes please!

Eliana Franco

If servers didn’t crash the night Eliana Franco put on this strip video, then I’m calling the world hypocrites. You have to be a tard not to spot a hot slut willing to sell her pussy and pounce on it right away!

Lindsay Lohan in even more scandals!

Thursday, September 30th, 2010

Lindsay Lohan

As if she doesn’t already have enough on her plate to deal with, here are pics of Lindsay Lohan allegedly sucking face with Paris Hilton just to screw her over some more. I say alleged, because LiLo’s face is too damn effed up in the photos to recognize her, but still, a little prod with your imagination and it’s all good to go, yeah?

Lindsay Lohan

But whatever anybody says, I still believe it’s Lindsay in these kinky lesbian pictures. If you squint long enough, you’ll see the unmistakable signs. One, the heavy-lidded eyes from excessive partying and little sleep. Two, the little dots on her arms that could either be her freckles or nasty puncture marks from doing the bad shit. And the biggest giveaway here is she’s locked lips with a fellow skank/fuckup/celebrity trash so hard it’s like she’s trying to hog Paris Hilton’s share of coke out of her damn mouth. But counting out all of the bad things in her life (which I just so conveniently enumerated), it’s still Lindsay Lohan, a hot redhead engaged in a sexy girl-on-girl action like it’s her private business! I wouldn’t say no to that.

Lindsay Lohan

I just hope Lindsay Lohan patches herself up so she can be sober enough to start working on her celebrity sex tape that will finally push her life out of this rut. Of course I’m concerned about her! And the sex tape! Don’t forget the sex tape!

Angelina Jolie caught in bondage pics

Thursday, August 26th, 2010

Angelina Jolie

So when we thought nobody could kick Angelina Jolie off her pedestal as an A-list actress, mother, and humanitarian all rolled into one, these nasty bondage pictures of her crop up to make the Hollywood goddess quiver in her stilettos. Nobody would’ve imagined Angelina Jolie caught naked and possibly getting a good fuck in the pussy, but here we actually see her looking heavy-lidded with the bad shit and with her nipples covered in tape, presumably the aftermath of some hot and sweaty sex session.

Angelina Jolie

After all the sensual flicks you’ve seen her in, Angelina Jolie’s racy bondage photos finally confirm that she is, in real life, just as much of a risk taker and a leather fetishist as are her acting alter egos.

Angelina Jolie

So when you jack off to Angelina Jolie’s various incarnations in her movies and think you’d like to see her in more extreme stuff, you can now think of fucking the shit out her with Angelina Jolie’s naked bondage pics. These pictures prove she’s willing to be leashed, spanked, gagged, and fucked aggressively, like she does inside your fantasies. So get the bondage gear out and start spankin’ away.