Archive for November, 2010

Nicole Marie Lenz is a pussy-eating slut

Tuesday, November 30th, 2010

Nicole Marie Lenz

No wonder we are running out of racy supermodels to actually date in person. They’ve all gone lesbians! Just look at these leaked photos of Nicole Marie Lenz eating another chick’s spread twat.

Nicole Marie Lenz

But really, come on, who doesn’t get turned on when two women get it on? I know I do. The moment they kiss each other’s lips ravenously, rub their hands all over each other’s tits, gyrate their hips faster and faster, as they rub their cunts together and then lick each other’s wet juice just makes me want to butt in and sink my penis into those tight holes. And with two women in the room, you can even go as far as having your dick sucked by two lips, if you know what I mean.

Nicole Marie Lenz

But if they won’t let me take part, that’s perfectly fine. As long as I still get to see all the action I’m good. That’s why I’ll be keeping these fuck pictures of Nicole Marie Lenz eating lesbian pussy for years to cum come.

Miley Cyrus ready to leak a sex tape soon

Tuesday, November 23rd, 2010

Miley Cyrus

What else do you expect from today’s wild teen stars in skanky outfits waving their scantily-clad booties on stage? The official sex tape! And seeing as how the Queen Slut of them all just tore off her last ounce of innocence, we all should be waiting for Miley Cyrus’ sex tape any minute now.

Miley Cyrus

But while waiting for it, Miley has given us a sexy teaser with these pictures of her in her underwear. You’d want to just yank that piece of shirt off her chest and start massaging those perky tits which obviously is not protected by any padding at all since her nipples are shamelessly poking the fabric. Or the one where she shows a bit of her cleavage and a lot of that green colored bra she has. If you want the world to see your assets, why still try to hide them? That’s all we want from you, anyway.

Miley Cyrus

Then again, we might be getting a call from Child Protection Services if she had exposed that lovely pair of chesticles out in the open so early. So I guess it’s a good thing we waited, who knows, she might be listening to our pleads this time and stop belting out show tunes and start stripping on our laps instead?

Kat Dennings’ tits are finally on screen

Tuesday, November 16th, 2010

Kat Dennings

I remember Kat Dennings as Norah in the movie Nick and Norah’s Infinite Playlist wherein she plays a teenage daughter of a wealthy record producer. And even under those layers of clothing she had on in the movie, her immaculate boobs stood out.

Kat Dennings

Fortunately, because those huge bazongas of hers weren’t given any screen time, Dennings made sure the entire world would be able to worship and praise those glorious pair of chesticles by leaking these topless pictures of her over the internet. And we are all assholes if we didn’t give those infinitely massive boobies attention worthy of their presence. So why don’t we all go into the perv-mode and start massaging and rubbing our hard penises at these images of her hooters.

Kat Dennings

Imagine being able to fondle and lick and suck her tits. Athough what I’d really love to do is a mean hardcore tittyfuck fest. Come on now, Kat Dennings, squeeze those boobs closer together. More, more more!

Jenna Lewis is a cock-sucking slut

Wednesday, November 10th, 2010

Jenna Lewis

Survivor star Jenna Lewis already had a plan in mind when she was cast out of Survivor: Borneo – star in her own sex tape. And thank God she needed that to launch herself to the fame game.

Jenna Lewis

In the 42 minute sex tape the hot reality star sucked cock, fingered her wet cunt and enjoyed a long oral from her husband Travis Wolfe. I’m telling you, this video gave me 3 reasons to blow a shitload of cum in my pants. It’s surprising Jenna wasn’t gagging and pulling back as her husband sunk his cock deeper into her throat, but I guess his dick wasn’t that big anyway, which maybe pushed Jenna to finger fuck herself instead. But this New Hampshire native doesn’t feel complete until her man gives her cunt a fucking liplock. You can tell from her pleasured moans how much she enjoyed her man’s tongue go up and down, in and out of her wet pussy. And I know all you horndogs are just wishing your girlfriend would let you french kiss their vaginas just like Jenna Lewis does.

Jenna Lewis

So how can you not love a reality star turned TV host who obtained instant celebrity status by starring/directing/selling her own sex tape online? I know I do. Way to go, Jenna! We’ll be waiting for more cock-sucking fuck fest videos from you!

Keeley Hazell’s legendary blowjob

Wednesday, November 3rd, 2010

Keeley Hazell

All these Page 3 girls have, of course, three things in common: one, they are a bunch of hot glamour models; two, they’re willing to pose topless for a national magazine; and three, they give the most awesome blowjobs ever. Well, I don’t know if all of them really do an awesome blow but I know one who does: Keeley Hazell.

Keeley Hazell

This 24-year-old former hairdresser looks just as hot as ever when she started modeling almost 8 years ago. In this sex tape featuring her and former boyfriend Lloyd Miller, we see how she takes her own sweet time down under. I can say her oral skills are way above average, since she’s not stifling or even pulling back as her ex shoves his penis deep in that blonde’s throat. If you don’t believe me, then see for yourself in this video of Keeley Hazell sucking her man off.

Keeley Hazell

If this sexy model gave me that kind of oral action, I would gladly return her the favor by blowing all my juice into that sweet face. And I know just how much she loves cum – just look at her swallowing all the manjuice she was able to suck out.