Archive for September, 2010

Lindsay Lohan in even more scandals!

Thursday, September 30th, 2010

Lindsay Lohan

As if she doesn’t already have enough on her plate to deal with, here are pics of Lindsay Lohan allegedly sucking face with Paris Hilton just to screw her over some more. I say alleged, because LiLo’s face is too damn effed up in the photos to recognize her, but still, a little prod with your imagination and it’s all good to go, yeah?

Lindsay Lohan

But whatever anybody says, I still believe it’s Lindsay in these kinky lesbian pictures. If you squint long enough, you’ll see the unmistakable signs. One, the heavy-lidded eyes from excessive partying and little sleep. Two, the little dots on her arms that could either be her freckles or nasty puncture marks from doing the bad shit. And the biggest giveaway here is she’s locked lips with a fellow skank/fuckup/celebrity trash so hard it’s like she’s trying to hog Paris Hilton’s share of coke out of her damn mouth. But counting out all of the bad things in her life (which I just so conveniently enumerated), it’s still Lindsay Lohan, a hot redhead engaged in a sexy girl-on-girl action like it’s her private business! I wouldn’t say no to that.

Lindsay Lohan

I just hope Lindsay Lohan patches herself up so she can be sober enough to start working on her celebrity sex tape that will finally push her life out of this rut. Of course I’m concerned about her! And the sex tape! Don’t forget the sex tape!

Tanpa Judul fucks in every position possible

Thursday, September 23rd, 2010

Tanpa Judul

Asian chicks are kinkier than any other babe in the world, but those words really mean nothing until you’ve seen them in action. Sure, every American chick and their mother has a sex video uploaded somewhere, but they don’t practice every fucking sex position known to man like Tanpa Judul’s sex tape does.

Tanpa Judul

This celebrity cock-monger from Indonesia must’ve burned her way cover-to-cover on the Kama Sutra, because she’s taking her husband’s cock every which way with fucking pliability. Tanpa Judul’s sex tape, which was allegedly filmed on their honeymoon, shows her being seduced by her hubby, before sticking his cock in her pussy from behind and finally urging her to take off her clothes.

Once the dude got her itch started, Tanpa Judul just went on a fucking streak riding her man’s cock cowgirl, reverse cowgirl, doggy style, with one leg in the air, both legs up in the air, and finally on her back as she received the truckload of cum on her shaking body.

Tanpa Judul

After you’ve seen Tanpa Judul’s 40-minute long sex romp and cleaned yourself up after, you’ll immediately go, “Paris who?” Bitch is overrated anyway.

DJ Basshunter has wild, ecstatic sex with a slut

Wednesday, September 15th, 2010

DJ Basshunter

Another day, another male celebrity sex tape. This time it’s Swedish meatball Jonas Altberg, more known to his fans as the record-scratching DJ Basshunter. This time though, he’s not scratching out tunes but an itch in the cock area, using a hot European slut’s cunt to rub it off.

DJ Basshunter

I hear this set of leaked pictures of DJ Basshunter having hot sex is the result of an ecstasy-fueled night with the hot ho, and you know hitting that kind of shit up with a willing hottie ends up in an orgy filled with hot, sweaty cocksucking, pussy pounding, and cum harvesting that ends up an all-nighter.

DJ Basshunter

We should thank Basshunter for these hot pics too, because now we know which chick to hook up with if ever wanted a night of hot, European-style sex. Just look for the girl with the dragon tattoo on her crotch and stick your Swedish meatballs right up in there! DJ Basshunter certainly did in his steamy sex photos, so you should too!

Sheneka Adams’ deepthroating is legendary

Thursday, September 9th, 2010

Sheneka Adams

Leave it to a ghetto girl to show you how to suck. Suck cock, that is. Hiphop model (fuck me if I knew what that is) Sheneka Adams shows her oral skills in this short, but sweet sex video with a black dude who apparently is getting the best blowjob a black chick can get you.

Sheneka Adams

Now I know black dudes have some of the most insanely huge fuck shticks out there, so I can really appreciate what a damn good job Sheneka Adams’ deepthroating is. You can tell the dude is having the time of his life; he’s shoving his cock deep in her throat I’m surprised Sheneka’s not gagging and pulling back.

If this hot chick gave me that kind of blowjob, I might not last one minute and blow my cum straight into her fucking intestines. Sheneka Adams will probably enjoy it though, and eagerly suck on my dick for what’s left of the jizz not yet clinging at the back of her talented throat.

Sheneka Adams

If I did good giving you the sales pitch, here’s the product then: Sheneka Adams’ awesome blowjob video.

Fred Durst’s sex tape is no limp cookie

Wednesday, September 1st, 2010

Fred Durst

Just when you’re so used to skanky celebrity chicks getting themselves filmed getting peen in their pussies, the tables turn and male stars show up with sex tapes of their own. This here’s old, but a good one nonetheless: former Limp Bizkit frontman Fred Durst whips out his cock in front of some faceless but hot chick and goes on to fuck her in the mouth and pussy.

Fred Durst

Whatever charms Fred Durst put on this chick worked well, because she’s bent over like an obedient slut while Fred Durst inserts his massive cock balls deep into her tight pussy. He even makes the slut turn around and have her lick his dick for stray spots of cum.

Fred Durst

So it really is true that being in the band will give you all kinds of pussy, even if you’re an A-grade pro-violence doucheface who’s fallen out of the public’s good graces. Fred Durst’s sex tape should attest to that.